do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
Spongebob - I Don’t Like
this is historically significant
Fucking love this
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
Damn what a babe!!
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
Then why the fuck am I so broke
When I was in the fifth grade, my teacher asked us if we would rather be attractive and broke or ugly and rich. I wrote attractive and broke because, and I remember writing this point specifically, attractive people are more likely to get hired, so I could get a job and I wouldn’t need to just be rich, I could make myself rich.
My teacher read mine aloud to the class and declared that I was wrong because “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. She didn’t call me out specifically in that she didn’t say I wrote it, but it was still embarrassing.
Good to know ten year old me was RIGHT, MRS. VAN SCOYC.